Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing
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Nurse: No. Is it missing
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Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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